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Rustic Rumpus

Track listing

1. The Dairy Man #
2. Fling it 'Ere, Fling it There
3. Granny's Old Armchair
4. Buttercup Joe
5. The Cider Man #
6. Farmer's Boy
7. The Backseat Driver Song
8. Star of Love
9. Old English Wedding Song
10. Beauty and the Worm
11. A Roving
12. Lumbered
13. Jake's Hunting Song
14. Drunk Again

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Now on sale at all of The Plonker gig's.

# The Dairy Man - The Cider Man - Lyrics by Sarah Jane
# Artwork - Golly The Plonker # Recording Engineer - Steve Smith

Please note that all the music on this CD is played in 'Ampshire time;
this can easily be remedied with a very stiff drink.

# All blame for this recording goes to music farmer and agricultural engineer Steve Smith, at an open barn, The Room with a View, in a field somewhere near Ringwood

Second Eruption - The Plonkers

2nd ERUPTION

Track listing

1. The Blackbird
2. Chicken Song
3. I Am A Cider Drinker
4. Pill, Pill
5. Barley Mow
6. Nellie The Elephant
7. Combine Harvester
8. Charlton Mackrell Jug Band
9. Poor Poor Farmer
10. Hark At 'Ee Jethro
11. Don't Tell I Tell 'Ee
12. Twice Daily

(to play a sample, just click the links) 

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Proper Moosic - The Plonkers

PROPER MOOSIC (1st Eruption)

Track listing

1. Landlord Fill The Cider Bowl
2. There Is A Tavern In The Town
3. Thee Cassn't Kill Cooch
4. Five Foot Flirt
5. Buttercup Joe
6. Plonker's Farm Band
7. Drink Up Thy Zider
8. Pill, Pill
9. Jim The Carter's Lad
10. The Old Threshing Mill
11. I Wish I Was Back On The Farm.

(to play a sample, just click the links) 
Recorded in full Plonkerphonic farmyard sound

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We normally post our CD's within 24 hours of receiving your order, but please allow up to 10 days for delivery.
Guaranteed to keep your mother-in-law and any other unwelcome relatives away
Remember these CD's always sound better with alcohol


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Email:g...@theplonkers.com
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